BONETOWN REVIEW FULL
BONETOWN REVIEW SOFTWARE

While the meat and bones of title relies on the tense love-making scenes that require a masterful sense of filling a bar with button presses until itвЂ™s full, youвЂ™ll often be lost in the world and fighting for your life and love. ItвЂ™s simply sublime game design we rarely see in the age of Activision cranking out a new war every year in spite of our troops defending our freedoms over seasвЂ“Bonetown begs the question to be asked, вЂњIsnвЂ™t it time we see some loving in our games?вЂќ Those blacks have afros, the orientals speak woefully, and the Caucasians-type represents the ideal, perfect lifeform. IвЂ™ve never experienced a game that has each ethnic group so accurately depicted. For the time being, your avatar in Bonetown is customized to your race. IвЂ™m sure D-Dub would have given Mario the pleasure of boning done on BonetownвЂ™s vast array of morbidly obese and crack-addicted lovelies, but we are talking about an indie developer that has little hope of obtaining that iconic avatar from the far less imaginative hands of Nintendo. Yikes, IвЂ™m jumping ahead! As you can imagine, there is so much to discuss that I canвЂ™t keep my enthusiasm for all equally well executed elements of the game to burst forth like the beautifully rendered ejaculate that the player has the pleasure of dispersing throughout the gameвЂ“recalling a similar вЂњgame-feelвЂќ from the much underrated Super Mario Sunshine. Vagina? Check! Asshole? Assolutely! Watering mouth hole? Why not! The game confirms what weвЂ™ve always known as gamers but have never been able to experience: manipulating women is easy as a click of a button when youвЂ™re a black dude with a 12-inch hard on.Д«onetown features cartoonish depictions of Native reservations, Hispanic slums, and trailer parks that bring some much needed levity.

BONETOWN REVIEW FULL

More recently, Pandemic Studios revealed the possibilities of boob DLC, but D-Dub leap frog a couple years and give the player the full package. Up into this point in gaming we have only seen a вЂњside boobвЂќ courtesy of the visionaries at Quantic Dream and Bioware. Even better, you get to bone with them!ДЄfter waking up on a beach, resembling that iconic epilogue of 2001вЂ™s Ico, the player finds himself at the whim of a succulent, hourglass shaped Cindy.

The game lets you befriend pygmies, Native Americans, Mormons, and Mexicans. Bonetown is far from a self-serving bump-n-grind, as it encompasses a large world full of diverse characters who represent AmericaвЂ™s minorities that are rarely featured in video games.

BONETOWN REVIEW SOFTWARE

I know IвЂ™ve had my troubles (havenвЂ™t we all?) With Bonetown, D-Dub Software aim to make a game about your balls, at least the gameвЂ™s opening monologue tells you as much. For too long gamers have had to juggle masturbation and gamingвЂ“in this hectic economy, itвЂ™s simply too big of a risk to jerk at work.

Bonetown review